why? were u thinkin of somethin else u trashbin?
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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
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Palm trees don’t even have hands
A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.
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why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
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