what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet
Female BAMFs Throughout History
this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES?
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Helen Keller (via psych-facts)
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I’m sorry but this made my whole day
i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
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