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"Why’d i just say that?"
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I don’t watch this show, but this is the greatest comeback in the history of marriage.
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me talking to little kids:
oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people:
I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age:
well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
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This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
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OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
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